Thoughts on old age

I was thinking about how much of a status symbol those cell phones are that everyone has clipped on today. I can’t afford one, so I’m wearing my garage door opener.

Ya know, I spent a fortune on deodorant when I was young, before I realized that people didn’t like me anyway.

I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age and call it “Pumping Rust”. But then, I decided that it wouldn’t sell because old age is when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it.