[Bill Childs]

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around the room with a fly swatter in his hand.

“What are you doing?” she asked.

“Hunting flies”, he replied.

“Oh… killing any?” she asked.

“Yep, 3 males and 2 females”, he said.

Intrigued, she asked “How can you tell?!”

“Well, 3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone.”

(and you probably thought this was gonna’ get risque!)

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