[Linda]

For those of you who watch what you eat… Here’s

the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief

to know the truth after all those conflicting medical

studies

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer

heart attacks than the Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer

heart attacks than the Americans.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer

fewer heart attacks than the Americans

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine

and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of

sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than

the Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking

English is apparently what kills you.

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