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Warning….
If you are politically correct,
change the channel, NOW!!!!
I’ve always wondered….
If corn oil is made from corn
and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
then, what is baby oil made from??
and, do illiterate people get the full effect from
alphabet soup?
and, is Disney World the only people trap operated
by a mouse??
There are two kinds of pedestrians,
the quick and the dead.
The only difference between a rut and a grave
is the depth.
If quitters never win, and winners never quit,
then who is the fool who said
“Quit while you’re ahead” ?!
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which
one can die.
Well, those ‘health nuts’ are going to feel really stupid someday,
lying in a hospital and dying of ‘nothing’ !
Some people are like slinkies,
not really good for anything
but you still can’t help smiling
when you see one tumble down the stairs!
Have you noticed that since everyone has a camcorder
or one of those picture-cellphones,
no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to??
Wher’d tha’all go?!
(This could be “Grant-Money” !! )
And finally, for all of the ‘insiders’ here,
Where was the toothbrush invented?
Why, Arkansas, of course!
If it had been invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush.
Well, on that fun note I’d better get my TEETH brushed and get some work done!!!
Thanks for the laught,
Brenda
Thanks Bill, I needed that! A laugh can go a long ways giving even the briefest relief from pain and pressure. Keep up the good work. Ed
Look at Bill stepin away from the dusty genealogy books and throwin out funnies!!! LOL I Love it!!!! Nice treat on my nightime jog around the board.
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