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my wife (who was born in Kentucky) sent me this —
Thought you might enjoy this Honey,
—– Original Message —–
Subject: Fw: Oklahoma
Things I’ve Learned About Oklahoma!
Armadillos sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.
There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Oklahoma.
There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Oklahoma, plus a
couple no one’s seen before.
Possums will eat anything.
Armadillos love to dig holes under tomato plants.
Raccoons will test your crop of melons and let you know when they are
ripe.
If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites.
A tractor is NOT an all-terrain vehicle. They do get stuck.
Onced and Twiced are words.
It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy.
Fire ants consider your flesh as a picnic.
Coldbeer is one word.
People actually grow and eat okra.
Fixinto is one word.
A pond is a dirt hole in the ground that holds water for irrigation,
watterin’ the cows, swimming, or a weekly bath.
There ain’t no such thing as “dinner”. There’s only lunch and then
there’s
supper.
Tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you’re
2.
Backards and forwards means I know everything about you.
‘Jeet? is actually a phrase meaning “Did you eat?”
You don’t have to wear a watch because it doesn’t matter what time it
is.
You work until you’re done or it’s too dark to see.
Darn near everyone knows 5 or more cloud types (guess they got to be
look’n
out for them there ternayders-translation: tornados)
More Oklahomanisms:
You know you’re from Oklahoma if:
1. You measure distance in minutes.
2. You’ve ever had to switch from “heat” to “A/C” in the same day.
3. Stores don’t have bags; they have sacks.
4. You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in
it,
no matter what time of the year.
5. You use “fix” as a verb. Example: I am fixing to go to the store.
6. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit,
vegetable,
grain, insect or animal.
7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
unlocked.
8. You carry jumper cables in your car … for your OWN car.
9. You know what “cow tipping” is.
10. You only own four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco.
11. The local papers covers national and international news on one page
but
requires 6 pages for local gossip and sports.
12. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
13. You find 100 degrees F “a little warm.”
14. You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and
Christmas.
15. You know whether another Oklahoman is from east, west,north or
south
Oklahoma as soon as they open their mouth.
16. There is a Braums in every town with a population of 1,000 or more.
17. Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past-time known as “goin
wal-martin” or
off to “Wally World.”
18. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chili
weather.
19. A carbonated soft drink isn’t a soda, cola, or pop … it’s a Coke,
regardless of brand or flavor. Example What kinna coke you want?”
20. You understand these jokes and forward them to your friends.
ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING….Thanks a million for that laugh, I swear you described me to a “T”, backward and forward, inside and out. Funny thing is, I’m not from OK, only driven through it. Fits most of us Carolinians though, I’ll give ya that much.
Crystal
good — Well that’s what it’s for!
I think most Oklahomans — those whose ancestors came here long long ago — came from the South East, with a stop over in either Texas or Arkansas for a generation or so. You & I, separated by 1,000 miles, have many cultural ways in common.
Maybe yall were descended from the firstborn, the ones who inherited everything — and we were their grumblin’ siblings who got mad at mom & dad for leavin’ them nothin’
— siblings who took off for the next county or state to the west. But go back enough generations, and maybe both our Caucasian and Indian blood may be related. I’m learnin’ that through the internet.vance
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