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Melanie, 5, asked her Granny how old she was.
Granny said she was so old she didn’t remember anymore.
Melanie replied, “If you don’t remember, you just have to look in the back of your panties. Mine say 5 to 6.”
Jack, 3, was watching his mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.
After awhile he asked, “Mom, why have you got two? Is one for hot milk and one for cold milk?”
Susan, 4, was drinking juice when she got the hiccups.
“Please don’t give me this juice again, it makes my teeth cough.”
DJ, 4, stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked,
“How much do I cost?”
The family went out to eat, and Marc, 4, became engrossed in a young couple hugging and kissing across the restrurant. Without taking his eyes off them he asked his dad, “Why is he whispering in her mouth?!”
James, 5, was listening to his dad reading him a Bible story.
His dad read “The Man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.”
Very excited, James aked, “What happened to the flea?!”
The sermon a mother will never forget…
“Dear Lord,” the minister intoned, “Without you we are but dust.”
Julie, 4, asked very shrilly, “Mommy! What’s butt dust?”
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